“Pentagon Pizza Report: Late Night Pizza Orders Spike Near Department of Defense Before Iran Invasion”
“Most accurate indicator: The Pizza Index”
The Pentagon Pizza Report posted on social media at 1:30 am showing increased orders at a pizza shop near the Pentagon. This increased ordering pattern occurred just before the US announced a military operation in Iran, suggesting the ‘Pizza Index’ once again accurately predicted major military activities. As news broke about an Israeli attack on Iran, social media noted a surge in pizza orders. The specific time when orders surged aligns closely with the time the US military began their attack on Tehran. This supports the theory that increased pizza orders are linked to night shifts at the Pentagon during military operations.
The Pentagon Pizza Report’s social media post has over 1.4 million views and 29,000 likes, with users commenting on the uncanny accuracy of the pizza index. Some even joked that the Pentagon might need to change its pizza consumption habits to avoid giving away future operations.
The ‘Pizza Index’ is an unofficial indicator dating back to the Cold War, suggesting that increased late-night food orders near defense institutions occur when military tensions rise. This phenomenon was noted during the US invasion of Panama in 1989 and the Gulf War in 1991. Recently, data from phone location services via Google Maps increases the index’s accuracy, showing a notable correlation between military actions and late-night pizza orders, as was also seen during the US’s recent operations in Venezuela.